Stub jokes

I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

What does William say when he hurts his toe?

"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

What did a

Fard.

Realger.

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Bum.