Stub jokes

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"

Beans

Bunger.

Me nan.

Dee.

Mÿ pp.