Streetlight jokes
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
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lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.
flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.
the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.
the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more