Stigmata jokes

Scar

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

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  • Pedophile

    I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

    I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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  • Self Harm

    How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

    How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

    How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

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  • Baptism

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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