Steinberg jokes

Punishment

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Song

    What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

    Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

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  • Stork

    Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

    His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

    Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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  • Community

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    Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more