A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
