Star Sign jokes

So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."