Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
