What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click...uh click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: youâll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong aâ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All heâd do is go âUh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!â
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
Whatâs the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesnât squeal when I put my meat in it.
