Sputtering jokes
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more