Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
