Spirit jokes

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!