Spermatozoon jokes
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" ππ
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
