Spermatozoon jokes

Vasectomy

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • Stork

    Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

    His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

    Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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  • Sperm

    How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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  • Sperm Bank

    What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  • Brojob

    Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

    Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

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