Speedos jokes

What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.