Speedos jokes

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

Speed.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

Black people run fast.