Speedos jokes
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
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What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
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When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.