Specter jokes

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

What room does a ghost not want to be in?

The living room.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

I am glass! People see right through me.