Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
SOS Jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
