Sophomore jokes

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)