Solitaire jokes

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.