Solitaire jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.