Sodomite jokes

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?