So jokes

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.