So jokes

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?

So he could querk.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.