Snort jokes

Snort poo poo.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?

She thought it was diet coke.

It's snot fair!

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!