Snort jokes
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Well.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Snort poo poo.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
COCaine
