Snort jokes

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Snort poo poo.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.