Snort jokes

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Snort poo poo.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?

She thought it was diet coke.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Go commit neck rope.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.