Snogging jokes

Mom

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Gay Man

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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  • Incest

    Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

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  • Lip

    I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

    If you know, you know. 😏😏