Snake jokes
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What is the best type of snake? A dead one.
NOOOO not cole
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