Slut jokes

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.