Slut jokes

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.