Slash jokes

Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?

A: Ckkkkkk

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?

- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.