Skyyy jokes
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
