Sky Scrapers jokes

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.