Skinner jokes

Pilot

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Friend

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

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  • Emo girl

    Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

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