Silverfish jokes

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.