Significant Other jokes

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.