Signet Ring jokes

Wife

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Consideration

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

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    GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more