Sign Language jokes

I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.

So I turned off the lights.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.