Sick Leave jokes
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Memes
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
