Shoot-down jokes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Shoot.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Fall
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.