Shipping jokes
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.