Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
