Sheet Of Paper jokes

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.