Sex Crime jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
It's not rape if you're both crying.