Sex Crime jokes

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

It's not rape if you're both crying.