What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.