Security Measure jokes

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Protection

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

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  • Rape

    Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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  • Rape

    All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

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  • Community

    Yo guys I won't be on as much my school just banned electronics and I go back the 15th of August I'll try to be on at home or work when I get this job at the carwash but yeah my school is banning electronics and are putting metal detectors to find people sneaking phones, computers, games systems ECT in