10+ Best Section Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Woman

The image shows a split comparison. The top half depicts an elderly woman sitting on a park bench with the text "JOKE SECTION ACTIVITY" above her. The bottom half shows a group of young people surrounding a woman holding a birthday cake with the text "MEME SECTION ACTIVITY" above them.

Band

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

Sphere

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Glock

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Life

Shitpost-master general

A man and a woman are looking at a computer screen. The text reads: "You see babe, this journalist's surname ends with 'berg,' now let's see his 'early life' section just to double check."

Tone

Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with skin colors ranging from light to dark, divided into two sections labeled 'OKAY' and 'NOT OKAY'. The top section contains lighter skin tones, and the lower section has darker skin tones. He is wearing a red fez and a red and gold outfit.

Case

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Floor

Glad to make the floors wet

A yellow sign that reads: "CAUTION WET FLOORS. Like, everywhere. Sincerely and with love, The Brass Section" with a music note at the left bottom.

Nft

A photograph of a clothing rack at a store with the text: "Clearance $7" on a yellow sign. The shirt on the right displays a digital art image of a monkey wearing a military cap.

Cole

Red Leather GOOFY AHH comment section

A screenshot of a Youtube comment section. The comments are all about Cole. One comment says: "Cole like that family member you can't stay mad at." Another one says: "Cole is the definition of I have no enemies." And the last says: "Cole is the definition of never let em know your next move."

Bro

A man looking to the side with a slightly annoyed expression, overlaid with text that reads: "When you find bro in a random comment section leaving a comment like 'step on me, mommy' under a goth girl's post. (I wanted to write the same thing)"

Jokes

Dildo

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

Orphanage

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Library

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.