Search history jokes

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

If I die, delete my search history.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?