Sea Animal jokes

Hitler

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

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  • Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance!

    Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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  • Octopus

    Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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