Scratchiness jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Community
bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard
i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,
it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"
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*wheeeeezing*