Scowl jokes

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.