Sandyhook jokes

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.