Sandman jokes
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
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