Salivation jokes

What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One kneels for salvation.

The other kneels with salivation.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

How do you stop a woman from choking?

Back up an inch.