What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?
A Salad
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
