Sabbath jokes
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
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Ok nevermind GG Miller. You may not be one of (((them))), your degenerate country (America) is brainwashed into worshipping the Sabbath on a Saturday like (((them))). Not on the Sunday (like Christians). Sorry I lashed out at you. I just hate (((them))) because they are very sinister, conniving, monsters, and they destroy nations. (((They))) are literally parasites, and people do nothing about them because they have been brainwashed.
My friend had never listened to iron man by black sabbath so I told him to listen to it then before the video was even halfway he started making racist lyrics