Rubix jokes
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!