Rowling jokes

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!