Rowling jokes

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.